Garbage Disposal

Tired of her baked potato, Rachel, my 8 year old daughter, expectantly asked that I finish the rest. Dutifully, I speared the cold, unappetizing tubers, and was about to shovel them into my mouth, when Josiah piped "Rachel, he is not a garbage disposal!" Immediately, I put my fork down and thought to myself.......yes, I mean no! I am not a garbage disposal! From now on, until my children come up with a more flattering household appliance analogy, I am on food disposal strike!